How to Make Money While Duping Kids - the Slippery Slope from Secret Free Webkinz World Cheat Codes to Secret Free Myspace Mobster Cheat Codes to Free Drugs

Step One: Offer kids something they desire for free. Emphasize that it is FREE! (No money necessary.) Use capitalized, bold letters and exclamation marks if necessary, like any drug dealer. Whether offering Webkinz World cheat codes, Myspace Mobster cheat codes or drugs, it is important to mention it is FREE! Also allude to the secrets that will be revealed regarding Webkinz World and Myspace Mobster.

Step Two: Once the kids are drawn in by the allure of the word FREE! - in capitalized, bold letters with an exclamation mark - it is easy to make money now. NO LONGER A SECRET! It is one thing to offer free Webkinz World cheat codes, Myspace Mobster cheat codes or free drugs, but more is needed. There needs to appear to be substance, even if there is none.

Step Three: Establish some level of authority. Examples include saying, "I've been in Webkinz World since day one," "I have the largest Myspace Mobster mob ever," "Learn the secrets of how to exceed the maximum mob limit" and "Learn these valuable secret cheat codes that helped me dominate Myspace Mobster." Perhaps none of them are true, but kids can't handle the truth.

Step Four: Once kids have been lured with the promise of FREE! cheat codes and authority is established through fake claims posing as substance, it is easy to make money now. At this stage, embed hyperlinks to other articles that are of equal substance, or lack thereof. Indeed, kill two mobster mob godfathers at once.

Step Five: Mention some actual Webkinz World cheat codes or Myspace Mobster cheat codes. Preferably, they don't work. This will force the baffled kids to post numerous questions in the comments section about the fabled FREE! Webkinz World and Myspace Mobster secret cheat codes. Also, tell the kids to post questions in the comments section. Heck, tell them to post their top three favorite Myspace Mobster mob or Webkinz World friends. All in separate comments. Tell them it will unlock a special secret. For FREE! Or that you will be their friend. Anything for money.

Step Six: Sit back and watch for FREE! - and in secret - as comments multiply exponentially while kids looking for free information to help them with their games eludes them like the future they won't have because it's been ripped from their little hands. The secret is that they're kids and they'll bounce back, even if it is easy to make money now off of them. (Sentences don't even need to make sense, just money. FREE! Ssh, it's our SECRET!) Remember: Webkinz World and Myspace Mobster.

Step Six: By this time, kids looking for FREE! Webkinz World cheat codes or Myspace Mobster cheat codes have done the following:

A) Viewed your secret cheat code guide article - generating page views and money

B) Viewed your equally inane sister secret cheat code guide article - generating page views and money

C) Commented on your secret cheat code guide article - at least three times

D) Commented on each other's comments - as they are all at a loss for gaining any substantive information from a secret cheat code guide article completely devoid of substance

Step Seven: Never fear, at this point, the same process will repeat itself with the equally unsubstantive but FREE! sister secret cheat code guide article with the best Webkinz World and Myspace Mobster cheat codes ever - even better than the ones that eluded them in the original article.

And to think - all those Webkinz World and Myspace Mobster secret codes, pageviews, cheats and comments for FREE! Yes, it is easy to make money now. If done properly, this SECRET process can be utilized for Webkinz World followed by Myspace Mobsters and then drugs. It is truly that easy to make money now! Money, money, money!