Step 1: Are You a Jerk?
This question may seem awkward considering most people would never call themselves a Jerk. But being able to accept what you are is the first step in the process to recovering, and becoming a normal functioning non-annoying human being again. Answering Yes to any of the folowing questions makes you a Jerk.
- Do you ever talk on your cell phone while backing out of parking spots?
- Do you drive the speed limit in the car pool lane?
- Do you put your feet up on the back of seats people are sitting in during movies?
- Do you leave your office door open and talk super loud on personal phone calls at work?
- Do you not flush public toilets and then not wash your hands?
- Do you keep your cell phone ringer on max volume so people notice you?
- Do you shop with your Bluetooth headset on?
- Did you vote for Barack Obama?
Step 2. How to Stop Being a Jerk
For a start, stop doing all the things mentioned in Part 1 of this article.
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6 Comments
Post a CommentThe inappropriate use of cell phones drives me nuts. I try to never use one in public and particularly not when I'm driving. Loved the article. :-)
Of course, you know I love #8! Another way not to be annoying is never be on a cell phone in the fast food line!
Very, very clever! Add to your list "Do you ever pick up your child from school but cannot bear to hang up your cell phone call and just keep yammering away even though you have not seen your kid for about 8 hours, and THEY might need your attention?"
LOL! I absolutely hate people who put their feet up on my chair at the movies!
I'm guilty of the bluetooth headset crime, and have no plans to stop...I'll let you know if I get hit;)
Great article, I couldn't agree more (even on the bluetooth headset issue).
lol I love it! I escaped not being a jerk in Part 1 so I guess I'd better subscribe so that I do not become one now. Ha ha!