How to Not Be an Annoying Jerk

Avoiding Getting Punched in the Head

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One of the biggest problems we face in society today is an abundance of Jerks. Jerks are people that do things conciously or not, that irritates the general public on a regular basis. For many people, dealing with Jerks can be extremely stressful and could cause very serious pain both mentally and physically. Hopefully, with a little self-analysis, and a couple life changing tips, you can avoid being a Jerk, and we can make the world a better place.

Step 1: Are You a Jerk?

This question may seem awkward considering most people would never call themselves a Jerk. But being able to accept what you are is the first step in the process to recovering, and becoming a normal functioning non-annoying human being again. Answering Yes to any of the folowing questions makes you a Jerk.

  1. Do you ever talk on your cell phone while backing out of parking spots?
  2. Do you drive the speed limit in the car pool lane?
  3. Do you put your feet up on the back of seats people are sitting in during movies?
  4. Do you leave your office door open and talk super loud on personal phone calls at work?
  5. Do you not flush public toilets and then not wash your hands?
  6. Do you keep your cell phone ringer on max volume so people notice you?
  7. Do you shop with your Bluetooth headset on?
  8. Did you vote for Barack Obama?

Step 2. How to Stop Being a Jerk

For a start, stop doing all the things mentioned in Part 1 of this article.

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Have a nice day!

Published by Guy Honking in your Rear-View

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  • Kristie Leong M.D.12/10/2008

    The inappropriate use of cell phones drives me nuts. I try to never use one in public and particularly not when I'm driving. Loved the article. :-)

  • Sheryl Young11/22/2008

    Of course, you know I love #8! Another way not to be annoying is never be on a cell phone in the fast food line!

  • Sylvia Cochran11/21/2008

    Very, very clever! Add to your list "Do you ever pick up your child from school but cannot bear to hang up your cell phone call and just keep yammering away even though you have not seen your kid for about 8 hours, and THEY might need your attention?"

  • Sofya Blinder11/21/2008

    LOL! I absolutely hate people who put their feet up on my chair at the movies!

  • The Minus Factor11/21/2008

    I'm guilty of the bluetooth headset crime, and have no plans to stop...I'll let you know if I get hit;)

    Great article, I couldn't agree more (even on the bluetooth headset issue).

  • ShawnTe Pierce11/21/2008

    lol I love it! I escaped not being a jerk in Part 1 so I guess I'd better subscribe so that I do not become one now. Ha ha!

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