How to Not Celebrate Valentine's Day
Maybe you just dumped your girlfriend to avoid buying her a Valentine's Day gift, or maybe you can't get a girlfriend at all. Either way, Valentine's Day for you is a drag.
To avoid feeling lonely on the day of love, here are some things you could do.
Throw a party! Get together with some of your friends and rock out with your.. you know what out. Screw Valentine's Day, let's just get wasted and puke all over the place!
Go on a road trip. Nothing will take your mind off of silly holidays better than a day on the road.
Take up a new hobby. Cross-country skiing, crocheting, ice skating, who knows? The possibilities are endless. Be sure to wear a helmet if you decide to take up crocheting, though, seriously. Yarn can be dangerous.
Well, however you decide to spend your Valentine's day, I wish you all the best for Anti-Valentine's Days to come.
Published by Brandon Elliott
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3 Comments
Post a CommentThe helmet...way to funny! great read!
LMAO! "Screw Valentine's Day, let's just get wasted and puke all over the place!"
Great ideas :) This is for me~