How to Not Be Intimidated by Sexy Younger Women

Chrisdavy
Women, and especially younger women, have power, and they know. No matter how nice they are, they are constantly testing men to see how much they can get away with. As a matter of fact, the nice is part of the act. Sexy younger women use nice like men use large biceps or a deep voice -- to obtain kowtowing respect and favors from the beta members of the species. Don't be a putz. Here's how to recognize when a sexy younger woman is trying to intimidate you, and more importantly, how to not be intimidated by a sexy younger woman. If you can survive her wiles and guiles, you can survive anything.

The first step to not be intimidated by sexy younger women is to remember that they are human, too, and as a matter of fact, are the most human of us all. To get that sexy, they have to go through more than the average person. So when you're talking to that flawless, sexy younger woman, imagine them pulling out stray moustache hairs, shaving their underarms, and starving themselves to get that figure. Try not to laugh when you see the small, yet quite inevitably evident scars from this cleanup act. (If you look close enough on any woman, you can see some imperfection or stretch mark.) Focus on this if you start shaking.

If for some reason you can't find a flaw (beer goggles or just plain old google goggles), then imagine that sexy younger woman in the bathroom. She's lactose intolerant, and it's a wine and cheese party. Oh, the haberdashery that could occur here. There are many other embarrasing scenarios that you could come up with while you nod at her conversation. You don't listen anyway, so use that not listening for a purpose -- to act like you're not interested because you're thinking about something else! This will actually endear you to her, believe it or not.

If imagination doesn't work, remember that the main reason to not be intimidated by sexy younger women is that sexy younger women hate people who are intimidated by them. It's not like her beauty is going to jump out and strangle you, is it? Why are you afraid of it? It's an antiquated primal reaction to a stimulus that men need to get over. The way to do this is to joke, joke, joke. That's right, put her down. Gently, of course, but start the conversation out with a little rib, rather than a compliment that she hears all the time, and that sexy younger woman's usually cold personality has to thaw out a little, if only to defend herself. That means she's human, and you can handle that. Good luck!

Published by Chrisdavy

AC's licentious, guilty pleasure. What can I say? I write about sex and money. You know, the important stuff. Giggle. (But I do it so well!) Fashion, too. LOL  View profile

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