How to Not Have Sex Without Making Her Angry

Believe it or not there are times when men do not want sex and the women do. How does he gracefully get out of it without making her mad. If you don't do it right you may be sleeping on the couch or get the cold shoulder for awhile. You never know when you may need to use these tips and get out of having sex.

Fake a cramp

When women don't want to have sex they fake a headache or develop one pretty quickly. If you fake a cramp somewhere at the beginning you may be able to get out of it. Make sure you get up and walk around and wince in pain. All the while apologize for this unfortunate occurrence. Make the cramp last at least 15 minutes to enhance the effect.

Fall asleep

This one only works if you compliment her and tell her you love her. Make her feel like she is number one in your life so when you fall asleep she won't mind as much. She still won't like it but if she feels loved and cared for she won't hold it against you.

Be honest and tell her you had a hard day

Sometimes you maybe really tired and just don't feel like it. Be honest with her. Make sure you assure her it has nothing to do with her. Offer to hold her till you both fall asleep. Make sure you kiss and her and make her feel loved.

Go to the bathroom till she falls asleep

Sit in the bathroom acting like your doing your business till she falls asleep. Make sure not to wake her when you slide in the bed. In the morning apologize for taking so long. Tell her that something you ate that day gave you gas.

Stick your hands in the freezer

Right before you get into bed stick your hands in the freezer. When you touch her she will yell a little. Tell her you was getting a drink and wanted it really cold. This could have the opposite effect but you can try it anyway.

Think of things that turn you off

It may be possible you may have to bring out the big guns and think of things that make you go limp. Once again make sure you compliment her and make her feel so loved. Next time she make you take Viagra but you may get out of it just this once.

If your determined not to have sex this time you may have to get very inventive. Just make sure you handle it so you don't end up in the dog house.