How to Get Out of the Friend Zone...Not!

This essay is dedicated to the benefits of the friend zone.

If you have made it through the basics of pickup, and understand the mechanics, I'll provide a short essay on why the friend zone has its advantages. Let's say you get in the friend zone on purpose. What now?

First, you get all sorts of free stuff, food, gifts, and help from girls! Most girls are really generous and giving. If you're hungry, they'll feed you. If you're sad, they'll entertain you. If you need someone to talk to, they'll listen.

Women are great at nurturing other people, they empathize and express emotions better than men.

Secondly, Social Proof. Having women around makes other women more comfortable. Plus, because they're your friends, you can get away with hyperactive sexual behaviors and make other girls jealous! It doesn't count because they're your friends.

You can tease them and pull their hair, making all the other women in the room notice you! You can learn about things that girls like! It's like having a bunch of little sisters to take care of.

AFC Adam Lyon's entire meta-strategy was to have immense amounts of girls around at all times, like twenty or thirty gorgeous women with him. This is ridiculously brilliant, in my opinion.

Looks, height, and fame do not compare to female attention as a DHV.

Thirdly, in higher realms of pick-up, like club scenes and bar scenes, you're only going to have access to the hotter girls by knowing a friend of a friend. Having the recommendation of a hot girl gets you places; it's like a passport. You can get in free to clubs, you get free drinks, and you get into VIP sections, all because you're friends!

Fourthly, getting out of the friend zone when you have a bunch of female friends is like opening a can of pepsi. The other girls will chastise that girl for rejecting you. They'll be like "Oh, but he's such a great guy! You have to go out with him!"

Because, with a bunch of female friends, you're not the one doing the selling - the female friends are doing the selling. You have a bunch of girls vouching for you and how awesome you are. "Nine out of ten dentists agree" is a convincing argument for toothpaste.

Fifthly, if you do make a statement of interest, it goes like this "I have met all these women and I choose you because you're special!" That girl will be floored that you chose her out of all the women out there.

Sixthly, you have options for weekends because you have a bunch of women doing a bunch of fun things! They're usually going interesting places. You can also take them fun places, it's like some sort of adventure.

Seventhly, you might actually realize that women need male companionship and encouragement.

The advantages of the friend zone go on and on, it's ridiculous what you can do with it.

In closing, thank you God for the friendzone.