How to Pick Up an Exotic Dancer

Exotic dancing has a long and cherished history. Much of it is grounded in religious fertility rights dating back to the dawn of civilization. One thing is absolute: it will never go away. Good thing too. Who really wants it to? No really. Sure, I understand that the small town with the upstanding reputation can't bare the thought of "that place" opening up down the street from Greta's Gourmet Goodies, but everyone is entitled to their opinion about what is really delicious.

Let's not ignore the fact that every world renowned head shrinker or analyst recognizes the human libido amongst the top driving forces sustaining our species survival. With that, it's safe to say the exotic dancer is high on the list of magical and mystical accomplishments that would satisfy most fantasy Christmas wish lists. So how is it done?

It aint a walk in the park. Most of these girls are not the go for a walk in the park types. Remember first and foremost, they are there to do business. When you walk in the door to the dancer's house, they don't see you, they see a wallet and they want to know what's in it. They are also not the most confident breed. Despite the fact that they look good from almost every angle, they are shaking what they got because of some insecure need to be noticed. This means they know you won't be approaching them for help with an algebra equation and they are sensitive to presumptions about their intelligence.

Dress to kill. The dancers will be sizing you up from the moment they see you. If you look like you quickly got yourself together as you rushed out of your house hoping to see naked people, they won't waste time with you. Remember, time is money. You have to dress like money. Your get up doesn't have to scream millionaire, but you better look as though you've got your act together. You want to convey the three C's. Career, confidence and charisma. Trust me, it all starts with the clothes on your back and a nice pair of shoes. The shoes are more important than you can imagine. They tell her where you have been and where you plan on going.

Relax. Don't be overly anxious. In fact, if you can convey the impression that you are almost not even interested, you've conveyed the perfect mindset. These dancers are all about attention. If you can give just enough without seeming set on the one you really want, you are really on your way. Try to appear as though conversation with friends or a non-dancing staff member of the club is more interesting than the dancers themselves. A masterful ploy in this respect is to bring a girl friend along. Nothing taps into a woman's primal wiring more than the presence of another female when it comes to competing for a man's affection.

Finally, be a gentleman. Explain that as much as you would love to stay you were only stopping in for a short visit and really have to go. Don't share any personal information on the first encounter. It's best to keep her guessing. When she starts to inquire about more details, and she will, get her number and suggest getting to know her better somewhere else. It will be significantly easier to connect with her away from the work place.

I just want to mention as a quick aside that you may have noticed guys dressed like bikers and rock stars seem to do well in clubs with dancers. This is true. However, the type of dancer drawn to that persona is generally a certain type and have a tendency to be carrying more "baggage" than you anticipated.

That's all for now. Sammy says have fun and best of luck!