How to Pick Up Girls

Posture and Form Are Crucial

Tommy Hayfield
How to pick up girls is something we ponder
the FBI follows me hence I wonder
When I am the President and the Congress calls my name
will I be asked to explain to them how to pick up girls
while curiously beside me the FBI wanders looking very silly...
Here's my advice on how to pick up girls: first start with
a poetic device and pick up something that rhymes with girls,
lets try squirrels...
The posture requirements of picking up girls can easily be
practiced with the diminutive squirrels...
Form is important so use a back brace when practicing with squirrels
so the upgrade to girls will provide no surprise...
this is how the FBI has instructed me in picking up girls




Published by Tommy Hayfield

Entertainment is my focus now with me churning out a lot of funny material in the form of poems and poems with prosaic content fully integrated...I have recently begun to explore the viability of YouTube as...  View profile

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