How to Pick Up the Rap Star of Your Dreams

Rap stars are remarkable entertainers. Not only are they good with music but they really like people. They're performances are all about talking to people. They don't even have to sing. They don't have to play an instrument. They don't even have to know much about music at all. The reason for all of this is because they are great communicators. Try and catch one of them in an interview and you'll see what I mean. It's also not true that most of them have criminal records. It's just the opposite. Most of them are incredibly bright and they all love children. That's why the lyrics of their songs often include the words "baby" and "crib".

You have to be careful when you are getting closer to the rap star of your dreams. Do not misunderstand, they are not dangerous people but it is not uncommon for them to get hit by cars. This is why many of them are on prescription pain medication. They also love it when you have a background in plants and blankets. They really love blankets. That's why you will often see them on TV covering their heads with blankets. They're just big kids at heart. Many of them also secretly wanted to become botanists or work to preserve the rainforests. That is unfortunately regularly mistaken for an interest in illegal drug use. It just isn't true. So if you show them an interest in plants and blankets, you are on your way.

One of the best things you can do to catch the eye of a rap star is to dress conservatively. Turtle neck tops and loosely fitted slacks are the best. Another huge misunderstanding is that rap stars like their potential mates to be scantily dressed. It just isn't true. In fact this makes the rap star incredibly uncomfortable. If you don't believe me, just check out one of their music videos. Most of the time the scantily dressed people are dancing off to the sides and the rap star is performing away from them. That's because the rap star does not like the scantily dressed people. You'll notice that if one of the scantily dressed individuals does manage to get close to the rap star, the rap star will probably spank them. That is because the rap star is very disappointed. They might even get spanked more than once. That is obviously because the rap star would much prefer them to be dressed in a nice turtle neck and slacks.

Something that you never want to introduce into your relationship with a rap star is crackers. They hate crackers. It doesn't matter how the cracker is presented, rap stars hate them. Some people think it dates back to their history. Other people suspect it is a matter of upbringing. It doesn't matter what the reason, one thing is for sure, rap stars and crackers will never exist in harmony. Some people have tried to present crackers to rap stars in friendly ways. They will dress them up nice with all kinds of fancy things instead of just offering them out of the bag or the box. That's the problem. Rap stars rarely ever get exposed to plain crackers. They always have something on them. Usually it's some kind of cheese and everybody knows rap stars are all lactose intolerant. That's probably the real reason for the hatred. So remember, say no to crackers.

If you are interested in picking up a rap star, that is pretty much all you need to know. Having already expressed this interest, I am sure your family is paying very close attention. There is nothing better than family support when venturing off into a new relationship. Rap stars are building larger loving families everyday and I'm sure they'd love to have you join in the fun.

Best of luck!