How to Place an Order at a Fast Food Restaurant Drive-Thru Window
Getting You from Fast Food Drive-Thru Approach to Exit in 8 Simple Steps
Step 1 - Drive your car or other automobile up to the first billboard menu of the drive-thru lane.
Step 2 - Honk your horn. This will alert everyone that you are "on deck" to place your fast food order.
Step 3 - When you pull up to the fast food drive thru teller, honk once again. This will alert the teller that you are ready to place your fast food order.
Step 4 - Place a typical order for everything you might desire in a given fast food meal. Then, order an additional item that is not on the menu. When you are told the last item is not available, simply respond by saying, "In that case, can I change my order?"
The last four steps to successfully placing a meal order at a fast food restaurant drive thru:
Step 5 - Place an entirely new drive-thru order. Be creative.
Step 6 - Honk once again. This will signify that you have successfully ordered your meal from a fast food drive-thru.
Step 7 - When you pull up to the last drive-thru teller to pay, ask the teller if she can hold your order. Tell her you left your money at home.
Step 8 - Exit the drive-thru lane and drive away. Congratulations, you have successfully placed an order at a fast food drive-thru.
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18 Comments
Post a CommentFor those that do not realize this is a joke - this is a joke.
This is very rude. Theses folks at Mc'ds work very hard. Bless them -don't trouble them!
Great fun!
This was hilarious! Loved it!
Haha, good thing you didn't pick up the food because the kids behinde the counter were spitting in it by this time! I always say McThank-you at McDonalds :o)
Great! lol
Funny.
Oh my goodness, lol ! I was thinking that the person who wrote this is very rude at the drive-thru, then it hit me ;-) hehe. Very nice! (Particularly being on-deck, hahaha)
This is a hoot, but I know you don't really do it, funny as it may be.
My uncles used to get drunk and make their wives drive them to Burger King to order Big Macs. When the poor sap at the drive through said they didn't sell Big Macs there, my uncles would scream insults at them. Yes I may be kin to Rednecks.