How to Protect Yourself from Brain Eating Zombies

The zombie apocalypse is coming. At least, that seems to be the consensus among the masses nowadays. The last thing you want is either to become a zombie or to have your brains eaten out from your skull by a zombie. The zombie apocalypse is coming, and you need to be prepared for it.

Never underestimate a zombie's stupidity

Zombies are really dumb. Really, really dumb. All they want is one thing: BRAINS! Your dog's brains, your neighbor's brains, your brains. Brains, brains, brains. Zombies will do anything for brains including walking off cliffs, into fire, and into the barrel of your shotgun. You do not have to have great fighting skills or have been in the army your whole life to survive the zombie apocalypse.

All it takes is a little common sense. Unfortunately, that is what most people lack and is why there will be a zombie apocalypse in the first place.

Despite being stupid, zombies are still very dangerous

Zombie's were once human and are now the living undead that stumble about and moan a lot, searching for brains. They are now nothing but the sin of gluttony that never dies. They will follow you like a putrefied puppy dog until either they get you to join their side or they eat your brains. Because they never give up, even if missing limbs, and they cannot die, is why zombies are so dangerous. Imagine thousands of them outside your door, and tell me your pants are still dry.

They want your brains, you pulverize theirs instead

The only way to destroy a zombie is to destroy its brains. That is the only part of the body that is still functioning, sort of. It is like "eye for an eye". They want to eat your brains, you take theirs instead. The best way to destroy a zombie's brains is with a gun. One blast straight to the head and zombie brains will splatter. When the zombie apocalypse comes, parents will regret not letting their babies play with guns. Of course, rednecks will probably be the prevalent survivors after the zombie apocalypse. However, life must go on!

There is plenty of information out there to make you an expert on zombies

There are a number of books about zombies that will help you prepare for the zombie apocalypse. One of them is The Zombe Survival Guide by Max Brooks. This book has it all, from how to protect your house to what weapons work best for you and your situation. You can always watch the thousands of zombie movies that have been made, and use them for ideas on what NOT to do when you see someone get their brains eaten out. The only thing these books and movies cannot do for you is provide you with common sense. Let us hope you already have it or else you will probably just add to the zombie population. Just so you know, I will be the one with the shotgun barrel you will be running into as you moan, "BRAINS!"