How to Punish Your Boyfriend
To punish your boyfriend, the first step is to cut yourself off emotionally. He relies on you coming to him for his manly shoulders to cry on, so give that privilege back to your friends, guy friends, dad, uncle, whoever. And let him know about it. He will feel like less of a man.
The second step to punish your boyfriend after you have cut yourself off emotionally is to cut off your time from him. You don't do this vindictively. Just have other things to do. See him half as much. When you see him, give him the best sex you've ever given him. Do everything he wants. Then disappear for a week. He won't know what to do. To punish your boyfriend, but keep him on a leash, you must dangle the carrot, and show no animosity.
After you disappear with the great sex and he's on his figurative knees begging you on the phone to spend more time with him, if you really want to punish your boyfriend, break down and cry. Tell him that something isn't working in the relationship like it used to, and that you need to talk. If this doesn't completely break him, you're dating a brick wall. He'll start blubbering about love and sorry and what did I do and you should say you don't know and you don't know and then you KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU DID! And hang up. Don't worry; he'll call back.
The last step to punish your boyfriend, after he begs for "the talk" is to come over, have the talk, make up with him, then get him all riled up and leave. Get all the blood from his brain. Later, in the last step to punish your boyfriend, call him up and demand the most expensive date ever. Lay it all out flat. If he wants forgiveness, he does this. He'll do it. Consider your boyfriend's punishment complete. Congratulations. You are one step closer to a trained husband.
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Post a CommentAll the comments above are negative about this article.
But i think it is brilliant but should be shared only between women.
This should be used only when the men is some one who refuse to talk all the time,acting like a child , or maybe some one who has been taking his girl friend for granted or maybe worse, using her.
But I have a question about this too.What if he give in for this time, but revenge afterwards?
I am not sure about it ,but is there a chance that may happen?
I'm not sexist, nor am I against women who like to be a little rough around the edges, but you lady are clearly a prick. A massive massive blonde stereotypical prick. Well done.
@vanitygoddess you're stupid. and talking isn't what women do. we pout and make men guess, dummy. don't you know how to be feminine?
This is stupid. You're trying to discipline a grown man. How about open your mouth and say how you feel instead of stooping to childish measures. This is passive behavior.
You have to do this one thing :
Whip him until he bleeds and pour rubbing alcohol all over his back