How to Sell Your Soul for Fun and Profit

In these tough economic times, nothing is sacred. People have to give up certain things just to keep their heads above water. For whatever reason, we all tend to overlook one of the most common luxuries in which everyone can stand to make money from.

I am, if you are still in the dark after reading the title, talking about the Human Soul! Why do i consider the soul to be a luxury instead of a necessity? Because there aren't that many known uses for it. I challenge all of you to come up with more than six uses for a soul.

Other than being able to see yourself in a mirror, you can't come up with any. Love has very little to do with the soul. There have been many corrupt mofo's in this would who have been able to find a significant other before death came 'a knocking. It's a known fact that after selling your soul for vast riches, you will still be able to snag some tail!

The first step to prepare ones soul for the otherworldly black market is to perform some spiritual maintenance. You must somehow come to terms with your flaws and combat inner demons, post-haste! Take the ole' mental hoover to your minds closet and clean out those pesky skeletons.

There are two very important questions to ask of yourself before going any further: Has my soul racked up a ton of mileage? and...Am I willing to refer friends and family? If you answered no to either question, keep reading anyway. What sense does it make to quit reading half way through such a genius money making opportunity?

As you might have guessed, tortured souls go for big money on the black market. If you are just some shut in who plays World of Warcraft all day, drinks Red Bull while watching the same episode of South Park all day, and wets his pants at the thought of actual human contact, don't even bother trying to sell a seashell by the cursed, bloody sea shore.

Referrals are a good way to earn special points. Points can be exchanged for neat prizes that are not obtainable by any other means. What to know the meaning of life? Ever wonder what what the T-Rex really looked like? What to eat a living Cheese Sandwich? Points are a must!

Last but not least, make sure to bring your own pen. If you don't have a Pen that uses your own blood as ink, A sharp knife and a feather will be provided. It's embarrassing to have to sign something with a feather, while standing in a dark room surrounded by demons.