How to Sex Up Your Image

You know the reason you don't get the second date? Your verbal game might be right, but if you show up not looking the part, you just shot yourself in the foot. Remember that women are very conscious about how they appear in public. Until she really starts to like you, YOU ARE AN ACCESSORY. So sex up your dating image to keep her interested.

Step 1

You don't know what she likes yet, so assume that you should wear a better version of what she saw you in when you guys met. (Unless you met jogging.)

You don't have to be boring, but save the huge onyx mood ring and the ear-nose chain for the second date.

• Step 2

  Don't outshine the master (the master being her).

  Unlike many animals, where the male actually has the bright plummage, women should be the ones who stand out. Play the background with dark colors, which root you to the earth and make you seem strong. Black, dark blue, dark brown. Stay away from red, yellow, too MUCH white, and bright anything.

• Step 3

  Accessorize.

  You have to have a conversation piece that shows your full personality. It will make you seem mysterious. So not the huge onyx room filling mood ring from step 1, but a more subtle ring, or a wrist bracelet. Necklaces with cool stuff like shark teeth or rustic symbolism is great for a first date and lots of sex afterwards. Give her something to touch and ask about.