How to Sex Rihanna

Rihanna has been through a lot lately, to say the least, and is probably in need of sex from a real man, as opposed to the children and old men she has been exposed to lately! (No offense, Chris Brown and Jay Z! Love your music!) To sex Rihanna, know a little bit about her.

1. Rihanna obviously likes powerful men like Chris Brown and Jay Z, and lives in a world where powerful men reside with few moral boundaries; the problem is that these men sometimes don't know when to stop. To sex Rihanna, you can't be that weak "understanding" type; you have to be tough. Just don't be tough to HER. Be tough to everyone else.

2. Ok, so you've got the strong thing down. The next thing to sex Rihanna is to know a little about her background. She's not just black; she's from Barbados, with a rich cultural history all its own, and slightly different from stateside African Americans.

Do a little research into the culture that spawned Pon De Replay so when you approach Rihanna, you won't sound like an idiot!

3. Rihanna's life is fast, and she's young, and has reinvented herself several times, from an innocent type teen popper to a sexy starlet, from dancehall to straight pop. You have to be able to keep up with changes in these types of women. They don't slow down for anybody, and don't like dead weight.

Have a sense of adventure and be ready to try anything!

4. Philanthropy. Rihanna loves kids, and so to sex Rihanna, you probably should, too. She started a charity for terminally ill kids. The final step in getting with a hot, sexy, caring woman like Rihanna is to have a heart for others who are less fortunate. After all, if you're with Rihanna, you're pretty lucky. Share the luck!