How to Sneak into a Movie Theater

Bradley McClain
Well I must admit I have become the master at sneaking into a movie theater. The problem isn't getting into the movie theater now the problem is every security knows who I am! Paying $10 for a movie is ridiculous to me and I will not stand for it. The way I look at is I am either going to sneak into the movie theater for free or I'm not going to watch a movie at all, so either way the movie theater isn't losing money. Well obviously the first way to sneak into a movie theater is through exits. If your are going to sneak into a movie theater through an exit make sure you choose a popular exit or you might end up waiting a couple of hours.

Some movie theaters will let you use their bathroom and you can sneak in from there, but if you're like me and the theaters near you don't let you do this due to security reasons then don't choose this method. If you're in a hurry or late to your movie this next way of sneaking in is just for you because it involves being in a hurry. It is called the cell phone trick, but it works for anything a person would leave in a movie theater. There are many different ways to perform this method of sneaking in the first way is to tell the employee you lost your cell phone and in most theaters they will let you get it, but in some theaters like the theater near my house you can only contact lost and found. If you do get in you can let your friends in through an exit or if you feel bad you can let your friends in then come back and show the employee your cell phone and have your friends let you back in.

The second way to perform the cell phone trick is for the more daring people such as myself. You simply just run past the employee yelling I lost my cell phone as you pass him and let your friends in through one of the exit doors. This has worked three times in a row for me, so I do suggest this one if you are daring like myself. The reason I suggest this one is because it gives the ticket employee no time to think about it and it seems a bit more realistic. If your not extremely cheap like me and you want an easy simple method then this next one is for you. Just have one of your friends buy a ticket and open an exit door for you and your friends.

These are all the easy methods most of you might have thought of on your own, so here are some more unique methods to sneak into a movie theater you might want to try. I call this way of sneaking in the "Oh I work here method". Just walk in casually as if you work at the movie theater and if an employee asks what you are doing say "Don't worry I work here". Movie theaters are generally big and have many employees so there is no way of knowing who works at the theater and who doesn't. Just watch out for managers if you use this method because they will probably check a roster.

If there is a big crowd entering the theater this is a good chance to sneak in especially if you use your race to your advantage. If you see a white family walking in and your white, walk in with them and pretend your part of the family. If the crowds are big then employees are in a hurry and when employees are in a hurry then almost anything will work. Also this method works better with Asians because they all look the same.There are plenty of other ways to sneak into a movie theater, but I gave you the ways that work for a person who has no leads and is starting from scratch. Have fun sneaking into the movies, but remember don't create a bad reputation like I did. It only makes sneaking in that much harder.

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  • Madison2/9/2012

    Whoever wrote this is hilarious. I was laughing almost the whole time I was reading it. And not because I thought it was a joke, but because it was genuinely funny. Nice work. Oh, and I definitely plan of trying that whole "run past the ticket taker yelling" thing!

  • Bruce Lee4/23/2010

    What you mean all Asian people look the same you honky mofo. I oughta dropkick your punk arse.

  • white pride11/27/2009

    thats right white power and remember if it ain't white it ain't right!

  • Stephanie11/23/2009

    oh nice, another naive white kid.

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