How to Be a Supermodel If Your Face Isn't the Best

Chrisdavy
Want to be a supermodel but you scare children? No problem!

Be a hand model! They make just as much, and can have longer careers. Here's what is required.

Step 1

Hand models are usually hairless with small pores. So don't be afraid to shave that extra hair off of your hands before an audition.

Top hand models apply lotion up to 40 times a day, and get daily manicures.

  • Step 2

    Now that your hands look the part, you must learn to convey emotion through your hands alone.

    Practice holding things without looking like you're trying or straining your hand muscles. Also practice conveying different emotions through your hands, like love in a gentle caress.

  • Step 3

    To preserve your hands, keep them out of water, mud, and away from hard labor. Even the smallest laborious effort create wrinkles that people looking for hand models shy away from. Use your profession as an excuse to get out of cleaning the kitchen!

Published by Chrisdavy

AC's licentious, guilty pleasure. What can I say? I write about sex and money. You know, the important stuff. Giggle. (But I do it so well!) Fashion, too. LOL  View profile

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