How to Tell If You Are a Chocoholic

If you bought your child a death by chocolate cake for their birthday and served it with double chocolate ice cream complete with chocolate chips and chocolate topping. You are not a chocoholic you are a chocolate lover that plans on getting a sitter for the next few days. If you bought all of the above and served the kids at the birthday party hotdogs and had to run out at the last minute to get a birthday cake at the local bakery, then you are a chocoholic.

If you think a smore is an extra dark chocolate bar sandwiched between two brownies and nuked 25 to 30 seconds to make a gooey chocolate treat best served with chocolate ice cream and chocolate topping, you are not a chocoholic you are a chocolate lover. If you ate the chocolate bars before making the smore, then had the brownies ala mode but sucked all the chocolate topping out of the bottle before putting it on the ice cream, you are a chocoholic.

If you make brownies with the Hershey's chocolate syrup package three times a week you are a chocolate lover not a chocoholic. If you make brownies with the Hershey's chocolate syrup package three time a week then add ½ cup of Nestles chocolate syrup, plus peal the wrappers off thirty-two Hershey's chocolate kisses to dot strategically in the cake pan and eat the remaining 29 kisses left in the bag while it's baking. You are a chocoholic.

If you go to your local bank and the teller has chocolate bars on sale from a local school. You then buy all the ramaining chocolate bars, you are a philanthropic chocolate lover not a chocoholic. If you buy the entire box of chocolates, enquire the name of the student selling the chocolate, then stalk that student. You may be a chocoholic. If you get arrested for stalking a student selling chocolate bars you are a chocoholic.

If you have a pair of silk boxers in your wardrobe with Hershey's kisses pictures all over them you are a chocolate lover. If you wear those boxers with a Godiva chocolate tank top while programming your personal cell phone ring manually to play "N E S T L E S nestles makes the very best CHOC LATE". Then you are a chocoholic.

Chocoholism can be a debilitating malady. If you are experiencing chocolate cravings following reading this article, you may need to check www.chocoholism.gov to find out if you are. If you answer yes to three of the twenty questions you are a chocoholic. In that case you should mail any unconsumed chocolate stashes to captdallas2 care of: Associate Content, 16 Chocolate Martini Ave., Denver CO. The chocolate is a terrible thing to waste.