How to Tell If Your Man is a Liar
Ask him...
1. Do you ever pee in the shower?
If he answers NO, then he's a liar. If he answers YES, then you have an honest man.
2. If you happened to pass gas silently and I walked into the stench cloud, would you think it was funny?
If he answers NO or "THAT'S DISGUSTING", then he's a liar. If he answers "YES, I THINK IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS", then you found an honest man.
3. She's pretty, isn't she? (say this while pointing out at an obviously attractive woman on TV or in a magazine)
If he answers NO or "I JUST DON'T NOTICE OTHER WOMEN ANYMORE", then he's a liar. If he says "ARE YOU KIDDING? SHE'S GORGEOUS!", you have an honest man and you should snatch him up while you can.
These three questions should be able to save you from a lifetime of distrust. If he answered NO to any of these questions, run away and don't look back.
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Post a CommentThat's why it's published under the category of "humor"
This article gave me one of those half-smirk half-smiles. Please no one take this too seriously, I mean really ladies do you truly want a man who will blab out exactly what he is thinking without considering the consequences of such an action? Granted, one should always be truthful... but NO, THAT DRESS DOES NOT MAKE YOU LOOK FAT -- AND IT NEVER WILL.