How to Tell If Your Neighbor Might Be a Terrorist

Have You Ever Wondered If Your Neighbor is a Terrorist

Mike Hazelwood
If your neighbor has a voodoo doll of President Bush dangling from a tree, he or she might be a terrorist.

If your neighbor has a gasoline tanker parked in the front yard, he or she might be a terrorist.

If your neighbor has a bobble head doll of Osama bin Laden on his dashboard, your neighbor might be a terrorist.

If your neighbor has miniatures of national landmarks in his backyard, he or she might be a terrorist.

If your neighbor has a digital board of the number of servicemen killed in Iraq, he or she might be a terrorist.

If your neighbor has empty plutonium canisters in the front yard, he or she might be a terrorist.

If your neighbor has a machinegun range in his backyard, he or she might be a terrorist.

If your neighbor has a crop-duster parked in his garage, he or she might be a terrorist.

If your neighbor has a sign in his front yard, which reads, America sucks! He or she might be a terrorist.

If your neighbor is seen carrying items in their home, such as grenades, rifles, hand held missile launchers, he or she might be a terrorist.

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Published by Mike Hazelwood

Mike Hazelwood, is a seasoned Freelance writer. He has been writing articles on the Internet for many years. Mike, has written articles for Helium.com, Associatedcontent.com, and CnnIreport.com. Mike Hazelwo...  View profile

  • If your neighbor has a crop-duster parked in his garage, he or she might be a terrorist
  • If your neighbor has miniatures of national landmarks in his backyard, he or she might be a terroris
  • If your neighbor has empty plutonium canisters in the front yard, he or she might be a terrorist.

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  • Typing for Food3/19/2009

    If your neighbor has people tied up in his house, he might be a terrorist!

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