How to Tell If a Woman Has Fake Breasts

Okay, so the information in this article is accurate (this isn't a joke-article), but let's face it; it's also pretty funny, for obvious immature reasons. Regardless, it seems that many men (and possibly some women too) want to know how to tell if a woman's breasts are fake.

How to tell if a woman has fake breasts:

First way to tell: When a woman is wearing a bra, her breasts will sit up fairly high on her chest, whether they're real or fake. However, real breasts will hang down when she's not wearing a bra. So if a woman's breasts stay in the same position whether she's wearing a bra or not, you know they're fake breasts.

Second way to tell: More often than not, skinny girls are bestowed with proportionate sized breasts. In other words, small breasts. If you see a girl that you know is a size 0 walking around with DD breasts, they're probably fake ones. The odds of them being real are slim to none.

Third way to tell: Real breasts are soft, fake breasts both look and feel hard. Now, you probably have to already be dating a girl to find this out, but it's a dead giveaway. If they feel as hard as they look, I can almost guarantee you they're fake.

Fourth way to tell: Woman with breast implants usually have tiny scars either directly under their breasts or sometimes near their arm pits, depending on how the job was done and how well it was done. This one is also hard to tell if you're not already privied to such areas.

Fifth way to tell: Real breasts move around. In other words, if a woman with real breasts is walking or moving around, so will her breasts. If she has fake breasts, they won't move naturally with the rest of her body. So, if you see a woman walking down the street, and everything else is bouncing, but her breasts are perfectly still, you know they are fake breasts.

Sixth way to tell: Real breasts are never exactly the same size. Even if they look almost identical, look more closely and you'll see that one is always bigger than the other or shaped slightly differently. Fake breasts, on the other hand, are often the exact same shape and size. So, if you happen to see a pair of breasts that look COMPLETELY identical, you can bet they're fake.