How to Make a Tin Foil Hat for Your Dog

Many of us understand the importance of wearing a tin foil hat. It has been well-documented how effective they are in preventing alien mind control, government telepathic interference and certain types of electronic harassment. It is imperative that we protect our dog as well from the mind-probing effects of dangerous outside influences. This article will explain how to make a tin foil hat for your dog and why he needs one.

Making a tin foil hat for your dog is a quick and easy task. You will need about three feet of aluminum foil, scissors, permanent marker, soft fabric and glue. Fold the aluminum foil over until it is a little bigger than the top of your dog's head. Take your folded aluminum foil and marker up to your dog and measure where his ears will need to be sticking out. Draw lines on the aluminum foil to guide where you will need to cut out to give space for his ears. Cut your tin foil hat to correct shape. Then squeeze edges of hat together for smoothness and squash the rest between your fingers to shape. At this point you will want to glue the soft fabric or padding inside to line the tin foil hat. I would recommend flannel for its brain shielding qualities.

For extra dog tin foil hat style, why not hot glue a bow or lightweight flower on the top of the tin foil hat? Perhaps create horns for the hat out of the foil or even customize the tin foil hat with your dog's name! The dog tin foil hat can provide effective protection and be a fashion statement at the same time.

The reason I am strongly suggesting the use of dog tin foil hats is that my research suggests that dogs are very susceptible to mind control. The dog tin foil hats can make them much less receptive to the super gamma rays creating mind control acceptance. As part of my research study I was able to test the responses from my dog CoCo versus a random human being. In the first part of the test I ordered CoCo to sit, stay and beg. He was happy to comply with all orders without question. In the second part of the test I ordered the random human being to sit, stay and beg. The random human being was initially cooperative with the sit order. When ordered to stay, he began to be disruptive and question my authority. With the order to beg, random human being became completely uncooperative. Thereby, supporting my conclusion that dogs are at a greater risk for mind control and must be fully protected with tin foil hats!