How Tom Cruise and I Are Different

Thank Xenu for Small Favors.

Tsu Dho Nimh
"Being a Scientologist, when you drive past an accident it's not like anyone else," bragged the well-know celebrity, Tom Cruise in a recently leaked video in which he burbles about the joys of being a Scientologist. Tom is right. Tom Cruise and I are not alike.

Tom Cruise driving by an accident is neither special nor different. Tom is just like the dozens of other gawkers who drive past a wreck but never stop to see if they can do anything, like call 9-1-1 or loan me a coat* to cover a patient in shock.

Unlike Tom Cruise I don't drive past an accident and tell myself how special I am, how my co-religionists and I are unlike those poor bastards in the crumpled wreckage. I stop at accidents and call 9-1-1 as I am grabbing my nitrile gloves and the first aid kit. I make sure victims are breathing, I stop bleeding, I hold cervical vertebrae in alignment, I calm hysterical people by acting far calmer than I feel. I use my first responder training to try to prevent further damage to the victims while I'm waiting for the professionals with the sirens and flashing lights to arrive. I don't stop until they get there and tell me I can stop.

Tom goes on to say, "It's you drive past; you know you have to do something about it because you know you're the only one that can really help."

You know, the next time I'm lying belly-down in a puddle of radiator fluid and battery acid**, chatting with a trapped high-school boy about football to keep him calm, holding pressure on the big bleeding wound on his leg to minimize blood loss ... can I quit as soon as Tom Cruise or one of his fellow Scientologists drives by? How can I tell that they have done something? Should I keep the pressure on the bleeding wound until the Scientology auditors get there with that magic E-meter of theirs? Are my efforts to save lives useless unless the Thetans are expelled and Xenu propitiated?

NOTES:

* In one memorable incident, as commuters streamed out of a posh subdivision, carefully ignoring my attempts to wave them down, two homeless men came out of their campsite in a nearby oleander hedge and gave me one of their blankets for the shivering passenger. Thanks, whoever you were.

** Even diluted battery acid eats holes in clothing. By the time I got home mine were falling apart like a zombie costume in a bad horror flick.

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  • Nitrile gloves are more useful at an auto accident than a Scientologist's E-meter.
  • Get over yourself, Tom.
You can probably take an OEC (Outdoor Emergency Care) class in your home town. It teaches you what to do during the critical first few minutes of common medical emergencies, as well as how to handle injured people.

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  • Michael Allen9/28/2008

    I like the title.

  • Secretsides3/7/2008

    I didn't hear about Tom Cruise and his experience of not being humane enough to care about a fellow human being. But then who is to say that Tom is human? Are Scientologists human? I also was inspired by the homeless guys. I would help too but I would be pretty ineffectual other than to get help, comfort and be there. Great article and if I am ever in a wreck like that I hope you are there. Thank God I have never had to deal with a very serious wreck.

  • L.Evans3/6/2008

    Great article! First responders are saviors.

  • Picasso2/28/2008

    I don't know Tom Cruise personally, but he strikes me a very arrogant man. I doubt if I would let him revive me after I had an accident. Tsu, I'm counting on you there then.Just push TC aside. Great article!

  • Kat Vogel2/16/2008

    Great article, Tsu. I can't believe how arrogant and self-righteous Tom Cruise is, when the rest of the world has more of a heart.

  • C.H.2/12/2008

    My experience with stopping at accidents isn't so good. One lady coded out 2 minutes after she got loaded in the ambulance (after I spent 10 minutes reassuring her she was going to be just fine, patting her hand, smiling, etc.) and the other was a motorcycle wreck I happened upon 10 minutes after my vet told me my cat would die of cancer. Even in my state of grief, disbelief, anger, etc. after getting that dx, I still managed human compassion and stopped my car, cellphone at the ready, willing to help any way I could. He, unfortunately, is brain damaged beyond repair. Compassion is what separates us from animals.

  • PHILLIP2/4/2008

    "It's you drive past; you know you have to do something about it because you know you're the only one that can really help." I found that highly ignorant of Tom Cruise to say. Even more so is he choose NOT TO HELP.

  • Tina1/29/2008

    Great article. The title alone was enough to grab my attention.

  • Shanelle Diaz1/29/2008

    WOW- You are great at titles and lead-ins!!! Thanks for the article.

  • Jamie K. Wilson1/26/2008

    My husband and I also stop for accidents; we both have some first responder training, tho his is more extensive. But I am in awe of the EMTs (and in the military, the medics) out there who have to see awful, awful things and still manage to be wonderful folks.

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