How to Torture Your Younger Siblings... When Your Parents Aren't at Home

Jessica K
How to torture your younger siblings... when your parents aren't at home.

If you're an older sibling, I'm sure the thought has come across your mind multiple times when your younger siblings start to bug you with every little move. Don't try to hide it, I'm sure you're all just thinking up wonderful little tortures up, but each one of them gets spoiled by your parents. There are lovely ways of torturing them to your benefit without your parents knowing.

Making them do all the wonderful chores your parents told you to do

Duh! No one wants to do chores... but if you want to, I'm not stopping you. This lovely game is best done at Christmas. Take all the chores your parents told you to do, write them in a list with a note from Santa Claus telling them that they'll receive better presents if they do the chores above, AND be nicer to you. But shhhh, don't tell the parents because it's a secret that no one else knows of. Make sure it looks authentic of course.

Hide the TV remote!

Have a potato couch as a sibling? Boring, I know, but use it to your advantage! Hide the lovely device used to change channels also known as TV remotes. Remember, to put it to your favourite channel of course. Tell them, you have no clue where it is. This is the 21st century; no one goes to the TV screen to change the channel anymore. Not only will you have fun watching your favourite channel, during commercials, you can see their puzzle faces searching the whole room. The younger they are, the more fun you can have to tell them to use their willpower to change the TV.

Put all the sugary goods up at hard to reach places

Being older gave you an advantage of height. Put all the delicious sugary goods at hard to reach places. This will help calm them down, AND it definitely makes me feel good knowing they're not getting what they want.

Left-over ewws.

Your parents left all those yucky left-over you definitely don't want to be seeing again. Well, lunch time will be in an hour or two, right? Guess who'll be having your favourite green peas and broccoli soup with whatever that thing your mom was cooking although now it looks more like a horrible experiment gone badly? Not you for sure!

Phone pranks

Every now and then phone your home phone with your cell, pick it up, and pretend your mom was on the phone with you. Say "mhhmmm... no problem. He definitely won't mind cleaning the room for you." and other things like that. Insert different things of what you want them to do such as... jump on one foot while scratching their head or hugging every tree they see when they go walking later for the good of the environment.

Fun games

I've always wanted to tie my little siblings to a chair when I was supposed to be looking after them. But I'm thinking really fun games like see who can not each candy for the longest time would be fun- especially when you have a big bag of candy underneath your bed which they don't know about. Or who can make the biggest mess before mom comes home when obviously she's about to step in the next moment... be sure to lose this game!

The ideas above aren't extreme as I definitely don't want to be giving real ideas to anyone! As much as I would have loved to have done this to my siblings, all these only happened in my mind. How much I love the imaginary world!

Published by Jessica K

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  • Jonathan Robinson4/8/2012

    fun

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