A hefty bag, he carried in for his robber's mask
He should have taken instructions for the task
He did look ghoulish
But felt so foolish
This robber forgot to cut eyeholes in his "mask"
He should have taken instructions for the task
He did look ghoulish
But felt so foolish
This robber forgot to cut eyeholes in his "mask"
This robber is exceptional, so brilliant and bright
He broke into a bank after hours one night
The camera he stole
Was in "recording" mode
The tape with his antics was hidden out of sight.
This would be robber, with the setting of sun
Found bank windows, and he broke into one
He was bleeding and weak
The money he couldn't reach
So he located a phone, and dialed 911
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14 Comments
Post a Commentfunny, thanks for sharing that!
ROTFLMAO
I guess that explains why they are criminals.
If they had any brains they wouldn't be crooks!!!
LOL!
Yep, that was a pretty stupid robber. Great story.
Stupidity is abounding!
Can't get much dumber than that...lol
funny and proof many thiefs are dumb
Another good one !