How to Write Poetry for Page Views on Associated Content
National Poetry Month, Poetry Challenge of the Day: List Poem
A haiku about Bo, Obama's doggie
A cinquain about masturbation
A couplet about a local UFO sighting
A pastoral poem about global warming caused by cow farts
An acrostic poem: "H-O-T S-E-X"
An elegy: "Elvis Presley is Not Dead"
An epigram: "My Experience with Laser Hair Removal"
An "Ode to Viagra"
A senryu celebrating Susan Boyle
A sestina bashing Rush Limbaugh
A villanelle called "Top Ten Ways to Earn Money from Home"
A sonnet called "How to Get Out of Debt Fast"
A quatrain called "I Slept with Brad Pitt"
A list poem called "How to Write Poetry for Page Views on AC"
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Author's note:
I thought I would hit the page-view jackpot with my "Adam Lambert Acrostic" poem. I thought wrong. Click here to read my failed attempt at a high page-view-earning poem. I probably would have done much better with an "Is Adam Lambert Gay?" acrostic poem. I dare you to try it.
Sources:
http://www.poemofquotes.com/articles/poetry_forms.php
Published by Maria Roth
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53 Comments
Post a CommentVery funny! Hope it got the PVs you expected. It sure got the comments! :)
LOL! nice one! I'll bet this one gets lots of hits!
Ha- how cute!
Cracking up.
Hehe well I never thought about using SEO with my poetry.
This is soooo... funny. I had to send it to my friend. Great job.
Very funny. And Adam is as gay as they get, and I love him!:-) Vote for him tonight, like, 200 times, ok?!lol
Yes but you are so very very funny and talented too!! Great poem. I see you did get 49 now, 50 comments on it too!
Very funny! LOL Going to read your Adam Lambert poem. :-)
lol, I hope you recieved tons of hits :) Sheri