Hugh Grant and Beans Private War Public Target

Let's quit tossin' the beans around on this one, "Food fight(!)" hmm, was that "Animal House" a movie with ...well...Zen teenage appeal at least(?)- evidently, Hugh was a great fan and decided to do the bean toss without the carnival. Bring on the clowns, hardly seems to fit, does it? What'd the Pappa'whatever guy or gal shout at Hugh, by the way? Are we to presume he just takes to throwing beans?

In the blink of an eye, Hugh Grant once again manages to alienate folks, remember the last time that Hugh alienated someone. Let's see, he was exercising his right of passage with a lady of the night, wasn't he? Wasn't it that his woman of the time found that - unforgivable? So Hugh where were the beans when you needed them?

Aren't you a little sick of whiney-butt stars retching about publicity? Doesn't it seem to you that if they don't want to be public figures they could go to work at McDonalds? Let 'em have a few days of being bitched at for standing still- cussed out over a nickel's change, and basically treated like a sub-human for what is jokingly referred to as "McMinimum" wage! Wonder how many beans, Hugh could afford to toss, after a stint of that? Every star can tell you how tough it is, and anyone with much sense knows it's hard to get up at 4 A.M. to get into makeup and film all day- after having memorized a book; thing is, the real class act stars, don't.

Let's do a simple bet, Clint Eastwood will never throw beans at a newsperson. Just don't see it happenin' do you? Haven't heard many of the powerful stars of Hollywood and New York, retching, they might not like it, being hounded all the time for autographs, being snapped pictures of in the most mind numbingly awkward of places, but they don't retch about it. It's beyond my ability to imagine seeing Robert DeNiro tossing beans at a photog - that just doesn't get in there, does it. Can't see Dustin Hoffman throwing a Burrito at a photog that just doesn't add up- thing is, it's hard for me to get a picture of the classy stars being unappreciative of the fact that they have a viewing public who wants to see them- constantly.

Whiney type stars have been retching about the photog's who follow them everywhere, and how rough it is being photographed coming "out of the ladies room" as one popular female star stated. Oh my, let's really think on this, everyone does go potty, or they die-right? Most folks have had to use a public facility at one time or another, and while my wife isn't a Paparazzi, she certainly snapped my photo comin' out of the restroom (put that delicately for you...by the way); Oh my, where were my beans?

It's fun isn't it to have this kind of entertaining fair, in a world that is very harsh at times, so actually, let's send an e-mail of thanks to Hugh, our Knight errant, and ask him to please, next time, make 'em refried big guy!