Human Anatomy Diagram Abdomen: Is Jamie Lynn Spears Pregnant Again?

Of course it is just a rumour. That is how all of these great stories start. It is hard to believe that so soon after giving birth to her first child, that she would do it again. Where does a sweet southern girl like Jamie Lynn Spears find the time? I'm starting to think that if you were to pull out a map of hotels on Daytona Beach, there wouldn't be one that Ms. Spears isn't familiar with. Is that cruel? Perhaps. She may just be one of the dumbest little girls ever.

While Jamie Lynn was perusing a listing of top 100 baby girl names during her first pregnancy, she should have thought about a few things. She should have taken a moment and realized how young she was. She is currently only seventeen. She is only a child herself. Maybe instead of checking out the top 100 baby girl names she should have been thinking about a pet first. Perhaps reading a sign that said baby monkeys for sale would have served her better. Baby monkeys like to perform and she was in show business.

How about that. Maybe she should have taken a moment and thought about how fortunate she was. Most little girls her age don't have a TV show. Zoey 101 might have wrapped permanently but the outcry after word of her first pregnancy doesn't make the likelihood of a sequel too promising. There are probably a million little girls more talented and more responsible than Jamie Lynn who would have done incredible things with her opportunity. All of their names probably show up on that list of top 100 baby girl names but Jamie Lynn never stopped to think about them.

There is the possibility that she is trying to follow in her sister's footsteps. If there is one girl who would probably be quite familiar with a map of hotels on Daytona Beach it is Britney. However, you have to give the girl her due. Besides appearing on the list of top 100 baby girl names, Britney is crazy successful. If people don't realize how carefully orchestrated this whole Britney craze is, they are even more out of their minds than Britney. If there was such a thing as California district ratings for most popular person it would be Britney. She may very well be the most photographed woman in the world. Her publishing rights and appearance fees at one point had her earning nearly seven hundred thousand dollars a week. Do the math. That is extraordinary.

However, if Jamie Lynn is trying to be like her big sister there are few significant differences. The bulk of Britney's publicity that boosted her career came from her product. That is, she was gaining attention from album and concert sales. Jamie Lynn had a little show that is now over. She doesn't really possess any discernable talent. Correction, she is very good at thumbing through the listings of top 100 baby girl names. California district ratings for Jamie Lynn wouldn't be anywhere near her sister. She hasn't put out any real product. Britney can screw up for the rest of her life, if that is even really happening, and her earnings from what she has already accomplished will keep coming in. Not quite the same for Jamie Lynn. If Britney wants to just wake up, walk around and do nothing, she'll get paid for it. Not quite the same for Jamie Lynn.

Hopefully the rumours are not true. If they are that's just too bad. This little girl had her whole life ahead of her with tremendous opportunities. She could have spent her days playing with friends, studying lines for her next television show and trying out the latest hairstyles. Instead it looks like her days will be spent looking through the listings of top 100 baby girl names and waking up in the middle of the night to change diapers.