Humor on Tid Bits in the News

According to the news today, Blacks, Latino and Asians' interest in the game of golf has dwindled ever since it was suggested that in order to stop Tiger Woods Whites have to lynch him.

Apparently the word lynch has drove all the visible minorities into the woods alongside the golf course because visible minorities are afraid of being visible shooting ducks in such open green spaces. Americans have done it before whenever someone tries to prove them wrong. Tiger Woods has prove White America wrong by whopping them at their own game. Now they call him a freak of nature. Blacks say Whites are rich losers.

There is no place to hide on the golf course. It could be the reason why many of the White players keeping hitting their balls in the bush while Tiger hits his in the hole. They say White America is also jealous of Tiger Woods because he gets to keep his balls and his White blonde wife too.

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The N-word has gone through many washes a White commentator recently said. While Blacks are busy trying to kill the word for what it means to them - slavery and degradation - white families are trying to kill it because their children are calling themselves the N-word to be cool and they can't get them to stop. Apparently whenever in conversation they Nigger their White children answers "Whazup dad"

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White people say they avoid contact with Black people because it is a strain to have conversations with Black people. They can only pretend to like them for so long and this makes them quite anxious and afraid that what is deep in their minds may cut loose and spring to their lips - get away from me you Nigger.

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New research shows that many North Americans are unhappy because they spend too much money on things they do not need but they cannot help themselves because the Government sends them subliminal messages to spend to make it appear as though the economic depression is not happening and that people are unhappily optimistic.

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A recent research shows that men have always suffered from low self-esteem and that is why from time immemorial they had to attract women by luring them with food and treats. They just could not attract women based their good looks whereas women used their looks to make fools of men. Hence the phrase men are like dogs. They hanker after a sexy woman no matter how bad she treats them.

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