Humorous Side to Menopause
Laughing with Menopause
1. As your brain shrinks, your butt swells.
2. You feel as bloated as a camel but the hydration meter tells you that you should consume more than those 10 gallons of water a day you've been drinking.
3. You can't remember what you just said much less what someone just told you.
4. You look in the mirror and realize time is not your friend. Miss Clairol IS but she charges $10 a month.
5. The old adage of "I finally got it all together but forgot where I put it", is an understatement.
6. There is not enough lotion on the face of the earth to combat the alligator skin.
7. You should now shave your underarms twice a day. Legs still don't matter.
8. The makeup you have worn all your adult life now looks like it's a cake on your face.
9. Your husband tells you that you are acting like "an old person".
10. You spend Monday morning trying to regain your youth because your husband did tell you that you were acting like "an old person."
Published by Patti Stafford
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