Humour in Name

Humour

Neetu Wali
Hu

Teacher asks a student

Teacher: Who is the premier of China?

Student: Who?

Teacher: Excellent!

Bill

Mrs. Clinton, in a showroom:

Cashier: If you don't mind madam this is your Bill.

Mrs. Clinton: Shut up! (Splash!)

Rice

Condoleezza rice calling a food joint:

Receptionist: Good afternoon! How may I help you?

Rice: Rice Here!

Receptionist: Do you want it plain or fried Madam?

Obama

Pakistan's premier receives a fax

The fax read, Obama coming next week.

When Obama reached Pakistan he was overwhelmed and deeply impressed by the hospitality shown by Pakistan.

While going back, he complimented the host,

"It was really nice of you, No American president has been treated so nicely"

"Well! No American president had a name that sounded so similar to Osama."

Published by Neetu Wali

I belong to the beautiful state of Jammu and kashmir from India. I have done masters in business administration  View profile

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