Hyperactive Lil One
Jumpy, jumpy! Fly, fly!
Apple cream and berry pie!
Hey look! A turtle
Let's go jump over hurdles!
Woosh, hahaha, you know Grandma can't die,
She told me once but I forgot why.
Blue captain, red colonel,
Both their wives are fertile,
Booger and cougar don't really rhyme
This world is running out of time!
Vroom! Vroom! Vroom!
I like things that go boom,
And hitting gorillas with metal brooms,
And throwing rocks at pesky racoons!
Whee!
Apple cream and berry pie!
Hey look! A turtle
Let's go jump over hurdles!
Woosh, hahaha, you know Grandma can't die,
She told me once but I forgot why.
Blue captain, red colonel,
Both their wives are fertile,
Booger and cougar don't really rhyme
This world is running out of time!
Vroom! Vroom! Vroom!
I like things that go boom,
And hitting gorillas with metal brooms,
And throwing rocks at pesky racoons!
Whee!
Published by Steven Jacob Borthick
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