Hypocondriac Nation

Heather Dekin
A regular June Cleaver when it comes to physical health
Inhaling Vitamins C, D, E and whatever else as the seasons change
Hands marinated in Purel hand sanitizer
Drinking like shots of Patron and Captain Morgan
Separately, not together
Mixing those two would leave a disastrous aftertaste no one could avoid
Paranoid about germs like they're weapons of singular destruction
Would willingly come to work in a Hazmat suit if possible
Even the word "sick" causes severe bodily convulsions
What would happen if those fears were really justified?
The first sign of the apocalypse that's what
If that could happen, what else could?
Even good ol' June would shudder at the thought
Time for the overly cautious to reign supreme
Over all the reckless people domination office and Wall Street
Then some change would truly happen.

Published by Heather Dekin

I am a college graduate who has been writing since I was twelve. Over the years, I experimented in different areas of writing. Though each experience, I learned to decide what was right for me as a writer an...  View profile

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