I Am a Cat

A special cat purred in my ear
And said listen close to what you hear

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I am a cat and this is my story
it is tad gross and bit gory

I am a cat that you all have seen
I am very nice and not at all mean

I am a cat that is famous but not rich
On my head I have a permanent itch

I am a cat so I did not hatch
There is a reason why I cannotscratch

I am a cat that wears a hat
I wish it was as simple as that

I am a cat a lot do I sigh
Oh you say tell us why

I am cat starting to fret
I am seen all over the internet

I am a cat and I wear a frown
Many laugh and put me down

I am a cat some say from The Flintstones
Just like you I am flesh and bones

I am a cat that some say is The Great Gazzoo
And that now I belong in a zoo

I am a cat and not a mouse
Do not call me Runaway Ralph

I am a cat that does not fall
So keep your helmet and your ball

I am a cat getting ready for battle
After I strike do not tattle

I am cat my owner thought was cute
Just wait till he puts on his boot

I am a cat and he will say more than phooey
When his foot is all nice and gooey

I am a cat and on waters I do tread
The one with a cut out lime on his head

I am a cat and this is how I feel
Please do not tell me it is not a big deal

I am a cat that says you too would cry
If you had lime juice in your eye

I am a cat with paws so soft
I did not agree to help Microsoft

I am a cat that does not sing
Now that I am in an ad for Bing

I am a cat and this is not silly
Mr. Gates I now call you Billy