I AM an ICE CREAM MONSTER

So much joy can come from ice cream. Its God's gift to the human race. But of course there is always the health aspects that bring the negatives. Unless you're a huge blob, I don't think that you should refrain from ice cream at all in its many delicious forms.

Recently I have discovered that I am indeed an ice cream monster. It happened a few weeks ago when I stumbled upon "Mint Drumsticks." One of the differences of this "simply dipped" variety is that the extra thick chocolate coating contained little pieces of cookie in it (with no nut topping). But it is a good alternative to the original varieties.

Although it helps, the Drumsticks are not the only reason why I now consider myself an ice cream monster. I have also realized how much a simple waffle can add to the overall ice cream experience including in the calorie department. But fear not, the extra added pounds are well worth five to ten minutes of outright joy that one can get from eating the "ice cream waffle taco." Also, its not like the extra pounds are permanent, unless you really have some weight issues.

"But no one cares that you're an ice cream monster." I know, but I don't care that you don't care so its a push. We're even. And how can you claim that you don't care if you are still reading this madness? "Because the title was kind of interesting, so I'm giving you a chance but so far the content isn't living up to the title, which isn't so great in the first place." Wait a minute, first you say that the title was interesting, then you said that it wasn't so great. Make up your mind random reader. "Its interesting because I can relate to ice cream aspect of it in that I may also be an ice cream monster, of as the proper medical term goes, 'ice cream monkey,' but so far the criteria for such a being is vague and the only insight that I, the reader, am getting is your description of ways that you eat icer cream." First of all, its spelled ICE CREAM not "icer cream," you idiot. And by the way, it was never my intention to develop criteria for an ice cream monkey and I wasn't even done before I was so rudely interrupted. And now I'd like to end this with a song... "Please don't." Will you shut up already? :)