I Am Only Saying

I often hear a radio announcer saying, "I am going to go all Edgar Allan Poe on the Chicago Cubs." I have often heard other individuals make this same type of humorist statement. I am sure that you (the reader) have heard this expression as well. With that being said, I decided to try a few out myself. Below is a list of my slang expressions. Some of them might be lame and that's okay as long as you smile. Please feel free to add your own in the comment section. Please note; this is not to offend anyone, but crack a smile on your face. Gosh knows, we could all use one these days.

I Am Only Saying
I am going to go all Richard Petty on this interstate highway.
I am going to go all Michael Jackson on the wedding dance floor.
I am going to go all Bobby Knight on that umpire.
I am going to go all Hannibal Lectner on this chicken dinner.
I am going to go all JAWS on this corn on the Cob.
I am going to go all Freddy Krueger on those mean kids down the block.
I am going to go all Bobby Flay on my fourth of July grilling.
I am going to go all Teddy Kennedy on the Tea Party.
I am going to go all Bible verses on Harold Camping.
I am going to go all Tony Tiger on this bowl of Frosted Flakes.
I am going to go all Michael Phelps in the swimming pool.
I am going to go all Donald Trump on this employee.
I am going to go all Albert Pujols in this backyard softball game.
I am going to go all Old School on these young guns.(young employees)
I am going to go all Norm on this six pack of beer.
I am going to go all John Boehner on these Democrats.
I am going to go all Clint Eastwood (Make my day) on my boss.
I am going to go all Jack Sparrow on my next float trip.
I am going to go all Bill Murray on my alarm clock.
I am going to go all Ironman on my new position at work.