I Am Still so Cranky About the Project Runway Finale!

I have been obsessed with outrage the whole weekend over the robbery that occurred at Project Runway last week. I know, I need help, but I just can't seem to let this one go. I just don't understand how Gretchen won with ten outfits made of mud colored separates. Sure, her majesty, Queen of TJ Maxx, Michael Kors kept drolling on an on about how 'wearable' she was. Wearable? Really? He did see her first look was a giant brown diaper, right? I always think to myself when I'm going for 'wearable' giant brown diaper with a sheer robe, don't you?

Now I'm all for wearable. I am a separates kind of gal. Which is why my favorite designer of all time on this show is Laura Bennett. But let's not forget that Laura got KILLED for doing a collection of wearable clothes that was heads and tails above Gretchen, and lost to that insufferable Jeffery Sebelia because what he did was supposedly 'wearable art'.

Hmmm.... Wouldn't we then qualify Mondo's op art collection as wearable art?

How about Korto? Korto got killed for making a collection of wearable. Easy separates that any woman would look good in, but it was too 'retail' and 'one note' for the judges, and once again the artiste won the competition.

Even Uli! Remember cute lil' Uli?! Sure, Uli really only did one thing and that was a sundress with braided straps. Very one note. But they were well done, had some variation, and were tremendously wearable too, right? But she got cut for basically the same thing Gretchen won for.

So has Project Runway totally flipped the script on us? Have we gone from what's going to be on the cutting edge of fashion to what's going to sell in a Chico's catalog? No offense to Chico's, but I can't think of a single store that would carry Gretchen's stuff.

If that's the case, fire up your sewing machines and bust out the Kwik Sew patterns, because we all can make those clothes. I don't think Gretchen would've come in 5th place on previous seasons.