I Could Be
So Could You Be
I could be fucking driving to a fun place.
I could be fucking working.
I could be fucking writing another chapter in my book.
I could be fucking smoking a fattie right now.
I could be fucking baking cookies.
I could be fucking shopping.
I could be fucking happy as a pig in shit.
I could be fucking beating the living crap out of someone.
I could be fucking painting a christmas house.
I could be fucking updating my website.
I could be fucking doing my hair and putting on makeup.
I could be fucking washing my dog.
I could be fucking feeding the ducks.
I could be fucking drinking till i pass out.
I could be fucking doing bong hits.
I could be fucking watching you while you sleep.
I could be fucking cutting the break lines to your car.
I could be fucking eating a big bowl of ice cream.
I could be fucking .....
But I'm not.
Published by Janet Roof
Janet is a featured contributor in video productions, her unique time lapse video recipe tutorials have been featured and distributed through popular conglomerates. An advocate for domestic violence, Ms.... View profile
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26 Comments
Post a CommentSorry, Janet. I didn't realize I was on my daughter's account. The previous post was actually from me.
Juvenile, interesting, and provocative. Very Good!!!
Love it as I grin ear-to-ear!
So what if you are not? I still like the way you say it!
eff-eff-eff-eff lmao
Yayyyyyyyyyyy!
that was interesting. i dig your writing style
I think that everybody will be getting caught up on the first four words of your poem. ( HUG )
So you were just lazing about, doing nothing? :):)
So, just writing about it, Instead of "f###.". . . Hope venting got a little frustration out of your system. It sure took me by suprise! (^;^)
I love your fearlessness. Let it all out!