I DON'T SNORE
Did you ever try to sleep while someone was snoring beside you? My husband says he has (he probably means his mother).
If I fall asleep first he usually doesn't wake me up, but if something else wakes me up his loud snoring keeps me awake.
One night not too long ago, I kept waking up.
I pulled on his pillow-just a little bit, and he rolled over. He stopped snoring long enough for me to fall back asleep.
What seemed like a few minutes later the snoring woke me again.
So this time I shoved him. He rolled over and again I was able to fall back asleep before he started snoring again.
The next time he woke me I so angry I thought I'd stuff a sock in his mouth.
When I turned the light on to find something to stuff in his mouth, I realized I'd made a big mistake.
Every time I moved around on the bed I woke the dog. And when I woke him-he stopped snoring! I put him in the basement and slept the rest of the night.
Sorry honey.
If I fall asleep first he usually doesn't wake me up, but if something else wakes me up his loud snoring keeps me awake.
One night not too long ago, I kept waking up.
I pulled on his pillow-just a little bit, and he rolled over. He stopped snoring long enough for me to fall back asleep.
What seemed like a few minutes later the snoring woke me again.
So this time I shoved him. He rolled over and again I was able to fall back asleep before he started snoring again.
The next time he woke me I so angry I thought I'd stuff a sock in his mouth.
When I turned the light on to find something to stuff in his mouth, I realized I'd made a big mistake.
Every time I moved around on the bed I woke the dog. And when I woke him-he stopped snoring! I put him in the basement and slept the rest of the night.
Sorry honey.
Published by Kathryn Neff Perry
Kathryn writes inspirational Christian poetry. She is also a Christian motivational speaker who strives to inspire and encourage with a little humor along the way. She is the author of the Boone's Creek myst... View profile
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