I Drove for the First Time Today!

Brett Davison

Today, I drove. Today, I drove! TODAY I DROVE!

Wow, that was just weird. In a matter of minutes, I have come infinitely closer to becoming a full fledged citizen. Tomorrow I will be starting my official behind-the-wheel course, but it wasn't like my mom was going to just go in there without any experience. As long as an adult is with me, I can now legally move thousands of pounds of metal simply by pressing down with my foot. I can't believe this!

It's just mind-blowing! All my life, I have relied on either my own two feet (unlike the rest of society, I will never lose my love of those to wonderfully crafted extremities) or adults to get from place to place. I have lived in the shadow of those who are full citizens; those who are fully franchised; those who are fully capable of participating in the world and often choose not to! In a few months, that will all be over...or at least, it would be if this were a decade ago and there weren't all these different restrictions on new drivers.

But that's not the point. The point is that soon I will be a real citizen! Soon, I will be completely unfettered! Soon, I will be driving myself to school and it will be completely legal! Eat that Mr. Hauck!

Published by Brett Davison

My name is Brett and I was born on October 12, 1991. I'm a Christian, a history geek, a philosopher, an otaku, and a writer.  View profile

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  • jcorn3/13/2008

    P.S. In case it was not clear, I enjoyed reading this.

  • jcorn3/13/2008

    Your exuberance really comes through here and congratulations on being able to drive now.

  • Justice Lives Not3/13/2008

    Awesome. Congradulations to ya!

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