I Grew a Beard
It seems so weird
That I would grow a beard.
A lot of things went into my beard.
There was a little mouse.
He built a house inside my beard.
There was a parrot along with a ferret
That also took up residence inside my beard.
A rabbit made it a habit to take comfort inside my beard.
Finally, a goose got loose and waddled her way inside my beard.
Tomorrow, I'm going to shave off my beard.
It's just too weird having all these animals living inside my beard.
Perhaps I'll settle for a mustache instead.
Published by Steven West
I have a passion for creative writing and political discourse. Happily married for over 24 years, I have 2 children and work with special needs kids in the public schools. I enjoy making people laugh and sm... View profile
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5 Comments
Post a Commentlol...dont let the mustache get over grown. Cute
I'm glad you're growing mustache instead
wow, i don't wanna breathe that smoke you've been breathing in....hmmmm, or maybe I do!
No wonder beards itch, with all those critters living in them!
Good idea that bread is home to trouble...:0)Great poem!