I Hate the Easter Bunny
Too bad my family saw him too
Now I am stuck without any eggs while my dad is making stew
I tasted the Easter Bunny
I didn't want to, but I had not eaten for weeks
While everyone else got barbecued hare ribs, I had to be satisfied with his feet.
I loved the Easter Bunny
When he was alive we were thick as thieves
Now I have to be content with the juices of the gravy that drip from his body out of a sieve
I hate the Easter Bunny
Each year his eggs would give me gas
I would choke out all of my in-laws with silent vapors released without class
I will miss the Easter Bunny
His candy always made me smile.
A million fillings and a set of Dentures awaited.
Instead, I will have to to rock a diamond incrusted grill in petticoat junction style
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