I Love New York 2 Reunion Spoiler

If you like surprises, then you'll want to skip this article, but if you don't want to wait for January 6th, the date of VH 1's I Love New York 2 Reunion Show, then settle in and continue to read the following documented rumors.

I am no fan of VH 1 reality shows, but one snagged my attention. I'll admit that I Love New York 2 had me at Hello. Okay, maybe not hello... more like Are we there yet? I'm embarrassed to admit it, but I've been scouring the Internet for reunion spoilers like a woman searching for chocolate days before her period. When I discovered the following spoilers, you would have thought I'd found a sale on Godiva chocolates.

When Tiffany "New York" Pollard struts out on the reunion stage, she is wearing a form-fitting black Vee-neck mini dress that puts the double D twin girls on prominent display. If the dress had been cut any lower, the show would have been pay-per-view.

During the reunion, someone decides to unzip their pants and expose their package. Guess who? Hint: He bragged about it throughout the show. His parents must be so proud (I think I'll switch the channel for a few seconds until the package is re-wrapped.).

Punk, also known as David, is more than a little distressed over New York's rude comments about his family. Who could forget her assessment? She minced no words opining about Punk getting all the good looks. When she said this, I thought, This could be a problem later. Punk apparently cusses at New York, and he cries over her hurtful comments. I'm sure David will have no shortage of women willing to console him.

Sister Patterson and The Entertainer's Mother engages in a confrontation, and Sister Patterson confesses that she (Sister Patterson) is not human. Perhaps that explains all those references to her third eye.

Buddha will tell all who cares his real reason for being on the show. I think most of us figured it out awhile back-- maybe not the specifics, but it was obvious Ezra was on the show to boost his career. Early on he told viewers that it was about "Buddha love, Buddha pride". That pretty much told us that he was not there for Tiffany.

Tailor Made is supposed to propose to New York, and, this time, she is said to have accepted. I sure hope Tailor Made is divorced by now since he and New York have been, against VH 1 rules, living together since shortly after their return from Jamaica.

There will be lots of drama on the I Love New York 2 Reunion Show. It is scheduled to air on VH 1 on January 6th.