I Miss Bill Clinton
He was the Closest Thing We Ever Got to Having a Black Man as President
"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President.
Number 1 - He played the sax.
Number 2 - He smoked weed.
Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.
Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he doesn't!
And, he gets a check from the government every month.
Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with " Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.
When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."
The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."
Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between Bushes."
Ya gotta love it!
Published by Deez
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12 Comments
Post a CommentThat is why we are in Iraq...Petroleum Based Lubricants for the American butt reaming we are getting from Bush.
'Sex between the bushes'? There are not enough petroleum based lubricant in the world to make me want to do that, and I'd be afraid Dick Cheney would shoot my wienie off. I'd want a condom.
mwtsaginaw....the only death penalty approved under the clintons, was the death of morality and respect for the oval office.
It's funny Deez.....you got money to donate to ron paul, a freak....and then cry that you can't afford healthcare. Take better care of your expenses and stop flushing it down toilet. LOL
The picture is hilarious. Oh-my-gosh!
Sag, nice reference...point taken.
Also serious side: "The Clinton Crack-Up" by R. Emmett Tyrrell Jr. (the American Spectator publisher who has harrassed the Clintons since the 1980s): Tyrrell has a hard-on for Bill and Hillary to the point where it seems he does not have his own life, but some of his mud will stick. Plus it lists Bill's $10 million-plus in speaking fees since '01. Why do these groups pay him $200,000?...... As activist Dee would point out to Deez, the Clintons are supposed to be SO LIBERAL but they both are for the death penalty, even though capital punishment discriminates against the Black People who love them so much. Oops, didn't mean to say all this.
Funny funny stuff! AHAHAHAAAAA the end of the Golden Age of America is now a stand-up routine!
We just don't need another lawyer...We need the Doctor!
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Funny. Certainly don't miss him!
Yea, gotta love the "between the bushes" line...