My next job was in an orange juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate.
Then I worked as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
After that, I tried to be a tailor, but I wasn't suited for it - it was a sew-sew job.
Next, I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting.
I attempted to work in a deli, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.
I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience.
Next, was a job in a shoe shop. I felt so down at heel that I became depressed and soulful.
Then I became a fisherman. But I discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.
I managed to get a job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.
I landed a job as an historian - until I realized there was no future in it.
I became an archaeologist and found that my career was in ruins.
I used to slice up bananas, smother them in oil and then fry them, but I felt I was just frittering my life away.
I became a barrista in Starbucks but the work just ground me down.
I trained to be an epileptic nurse but I just didn't fit in.
I worked as a circumcisionist but my eyesight was poor and I got the sack.
Have you got any suggestions for what I could try next?
Paul Sloane writes and speaks on lateral thinking and innovation. He is the author of How to be a Brilliant Thinker.
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9 Comments
Post a Comment... a funeral director but I just couldn't think out of the box and even that was short lived
Was a wheel fitter but it was tiresome
Tried oil drilling but got bored
I used to have a job in a burger bar but I didn't do it with any relish; I was no flipping good. Ian Stokes
Was a bank robber, then robbed laundries so I could make a clean getaway.
I was fired from my job at the dodgems so I sued for funfair dismissal. (Jeremy Jacobs)
Got a job at a sperm bank, but sick of having to deal with wankers. :-)
No point in me giving you a plug then?
I had a brief career as a lawyer. I became an electrician, but that career was also short-circuited.