I Quit My Job in Pool Maintenance Because it was Too Draining.... And Many Others

Paul Sloane
I started as a fishmonger but the work made me selfish.

My next job was in an orange juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate.

Then I worked as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

After that, I tried to be a tailor, but I wasn't suited for it - it was a sew-sew job.

Next, I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting.

I attempted to work in a deli, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.

I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience.

Next, was a job in a shoe shop. I felt so down at heel that I became depressed and soulful.

Then I became a fisherman. But I discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

I managed to get a job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.

I landed a job as an historian - until I realized there was no future in it.

I became an archaeologist and found that my career was in ruins.

I used to slice up bananas, smother them in oil and then fry them, but I felt I was just frittering my life away.

I became a barrista in Starbucks but the work just ground me down.

I trained to be an epileptic nurse but I just didn't fit in.

I worked as a circumcisionist but my eyesight was poor and I got the sack.

Have you got any suggestions for what I could try next?

Paul Sloane writes and speaks on lateral thinking and innovation. He is the author of How to be a Brilliant Thinker.

http://www.destination-innovation.com

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  • Charlotte11/4/2010

    ... a funeral director but I just couldn't think out of the box and even that was short lived

  • Charlotte11/4/2010

    Was a wheel fitter but it was tiresome

  • Charlotte11/4/2010

    Tried oil drilling but got bored

  • Paul Sloane10/15/2010

    I used to have a job in a burger bar but I didn't do it with any relish; I was no flipping good. Ian Stokes

  • Don Bolen5/4/2010

    Was a bank robber, then robbed laundries so I could make a clean getaway.

  • Paul Sloane2/21/2010

    I was fired from my job at the dodgems so I sued for funfair dismissal. (Jeremy Jacobs)

  • John2/19/2010

    Got a job at a sperm bank, but sick of having to deal with wankers. :-)

  • Peter Wright2/14/2010

    No point in me giving you a plug then?

  • Allen Dixon2/11/2010

    I had a brief career as a lawyer. I became an electrician, but that career was also short-circuited.

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