I Saw a Pig

Steven West
I saw a pig.
I saw a pig wearing a wig.
I saw a pig wearing a wig doing a jig.
I saw a pig wearing a wig doing a jig while eating a fig.
I saw a pig that was very big wearing a wig doing a jig while eating a fig.
I saw a pig that was standing on a twig who was very big wearing a wig doing a jig while eating a fig.
I saw a pig singing at a gig while standing on a twig who was very big wearing a wig doing a jig while also eating a fig.
I saw a cow.
What happened to the pig?
He quit his gig and was nowhere to be found.
Go fig!

Published by Steven West

I have a passion for creative writing and political discourse. Happily married for over 24 years, I have 2 children and work with special needs kids in the public schools. I enjoy making people laugh and sm...  View profile

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  • Missy H.9/21/2011

    cute!

  • Mike Powers9/21/2011

    A fun poem! Thanks!

  • Lady Samantha9/20/2011

    LOL Was the pig wearing lipstick? jk

  • Lodie Quezada9/20/2011

    Nice jiggle.

  • Peter Flom9/20/2011

    All that with the relatively difficult -ig ending! Imagine what you could do with cats, rats or bats!

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