I Saw Sean Hannity at a Pickers Game!

Cotton Pickers Beware!

Tommy Hayfield
Tommy Hayfield, Yahoo! Contributor Network
Aug 18, 2011 "Share your voice on Yahoo! websites. Start Here."
I saw Sean Hannity at an obscenely perfect angle,
he was picking his nose under a Texas high noon shadow
(I should mention I'm a Packers not Pickers fan!)

Rick Perry, the gov, was nearby
so I sensed he was part of the plot (or what would you call it?)

If he also was a Picker God should strike me down
cause I'd be shocked!

Ya' know it's been said you can pick your nose,
but don't pick your friends nose!
(Well, duh, of course we know that!)

Yet, while I lingered in curious and haunting anticipation and horror...
I spied the newsman and his friend the gov
laughing and smirking like friends do as the sky ominously darkened...

As if viewing a burglary in progress Hannity
returned stealthily in the dark shadows to his unaware friends side
and carefully, precisely picked a winner..."WOO HOO!"
he uttered to the emerging crowd

He walked around proudly and viewed the winner
from every conceivable angle until disposing of it--
the winner--like just another disagreeable candidate
late on that certain Tuesday in November.

The gov forlornly stumbled, indeed he staggered
and looked upon the winner
now collecting dust on the wind-swept floor...
"A winner, a winner? Is that how you treat a winner?! "

Published by Tommy Hayfield

Entertainment is my focus now with me churning out a lot of funny material in the form of poems and poems with prosaic content fully integrated...I have recently begun to explore the viability of YouTube as...  View profile

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