I Smell Sex and Candy

Chocolate Flavored Body Finger Paints: As Halloween approaches, everyone craves a bit of chocolate, and body paints are quickly becoming the sexy costume of choice. So weather you cover yourself in daisies and transform into free love flower child, or pick up a kilt and prepare to pillage like Braveheart, your costume will be a chocoholics' and your sexual partner's dream come true.

The Upside of Chocolate Body Paints: Very tasty (who doesn't like chocolate?). Licking and nibbling away each others costumes makes great foreplay, great foreplay makes great sex!

The Downside of Chocolate Body Paints: Edible body paint is a bit messy: Don't use the good sheets, avoid using anything that cannot be thrown in the washing machine, and make sure you can shower after (it's sticky).

Note: If you find straight chocolate too vanilla, you can also find café mocha, chocolate almond, chocolate raspberry and chocolate strawberry.
Honey Dust, AKA Gold Dust: Make sure your lover thinks you are worth you weight in gold, with what is essentially honey flavored body glitter. The trick of this treat is to apply the powder sparingly with a feather duster (usually included).

The Upside of Honey Dust: The slow tickling tease of the application is perfect for setting the pace for romantic, loving, sex.

The Downside of Honey Dust: The slow tickling tease may drive very ticklish person insane. If you sexual partner's eyes blanch with fear at the sight of the feather duster, try simply sprinkling the powder.

Edible Underwear: Nothing tells your sexual partner right where you want them like a pair of edible underwear. The technology in this arena has really developed in recent years. Out with the old, foul tasting liquorish undies which melted to your skin with the slightest moister and in with the new Candy String Edible Underwear.

The Upside of Candy String Edible Underwear: A little nibbling near your genitals before sex never hurts (unless they nibble too hard).

The Downside of Candy String Edible Underwear: It may take a long time to eat through all that candy, and if you get frustrated and rip the edible underwear off, the elastic string will break and candy will fly everywhere - nice for the passion of the moment; bad for clean up after.

Orange Dream Cream: All the delight of 1950's soda-fountain treats with none of the innocence. So throw on your poodle-skirt or break out your hair gel and ask your lover to the hop. Sha-boom, Sha-boom, life could be a dream...with a bottle of Orange Dream Cream.

The Upside of Orange Dream Cream: Very Tasty! The cream is meant for instant use during sex, so you don't have to have it all over you beforehand like the chocolate paint.

The Downside: Again very sticky; break out the dark color sheets; don't use on your bear-skin rug.