I Want to Interview Charlie Sheen Inside of the Cleveland Indians Dugout

I'll keep this brief, Mr. Charlie Sheen, as I know you're currently a busy man; well, less busy than you'd like to be.

It's been an emotional couple of weeks for Charlie Sheen. Two and a Half Men is on hiatus, at best, his kids have been taken out of his home and he's become the rock star of the Twitter universe. During that same time span, Sheen has also stated publicly that you would like World Series champion Nick Swisher to interview him inside of a Yankee Stadium dugout. That makes perfect sense for a diehard baseball fan like Sheen. With that said, I propose something a little different.

I want to interview Charlie Sheen inside of the Cleveland Indians dugout at Progressive Field.

I've been a huge fan of both Charlie Sheen and the Cleveland Indians throughout the years. The Major League movie series, in which Sheen plays pitcher Rick "Wild Thing" Vaughn, is the closest Cleveland fans have come to celebrating a sports championship in over two decades. Every time Sheen Tweets a picture of himself wearing a Cleveland Indians cap as he is "WINNING," fans immediately think of the Wild Thing striking Jack Parkman out in the top of the ninth. The wife and I began watching Two and a Half Men in the winter of 2010 and have laughed at the antics of Charlie Harper almost on a daily basis thanks to DVR. What fan wouldn't want to speak to this rock star that has tiger blood running through his veins?

The topics discussed during my interview with Charlie Sheen would range from his love of baseball and his Major League Baseball memorabilia collection to his portrayal of Rick Vaughn and giving Cleveland Indians fans hope. Eventually, we'd discuss what has been going on in the past few weeks, all while sitting inside of a Progressive Field dugout that likely won't hold a championship team for many, many years. I would, of course, ask Sheen to demonstrate that awesome baseball swing I've heard and read so much about.

The piece will be published either on here or Yahoo Sports. So what do ya say, Charlie? Your connection to the Cleveland Indians franchise is much stronger than any with the Yankees. If you're going to do an interview inside of a Progressive Field dugout, it should be while conversing with a fan of a team that hasn't won a World Series since 1948. Who knows? Maybe your just being there will bring the team some luck.

It certainly couldn't hurt.