Ice Cube Releases New Gangsta Rap Album, Children's Movie

This Tuesday, notorious gangster rapper and beloved children's movie character Ice Cube will simultaneously release his new album, Death To Da Police Bitches, and his new movie, Goin' Fishun!

The new album contains a hard set of street jams, with controversy already stirring over the first single, "Never Trust A Ho," over which Ice Cube raps, "Damn, stupid hos always actin' up/Men, give your girl a good slappin' up". Most of the album is produced by Professor Murder.

The heartwarming movie tells the tale of a boy who goes fishing for the first time with his distant, businessman stepfather, who engages in a comical battle for a fish with a raccoon and frequently falls out of their small, two-person canoe. The two learn a valuable lesson about family. The movie is directed by Steven Spielberg.

"I really appreciate family." Ice Cube said at a recent red-carpet appearance. "I really can't imagine life without them!"

Ice Cube will appear on a nationwide "Sound Of Gunshots" tour with Ghostface Killah as well as a brief, non-musical appearance on popular Disney Kids' show The Wiggles.

"I'm a street n*gga, ya heard? I'm jus' tryin' to give a voice to da street folk who be hustlin' cause they has to. Get that paper, man, don't let whitey tell you how to do it!" Ice Cube said earlier this week on The View to an astonished crowd of fourtysomething white women.

"I mean, uh, my father always used to take me fishing at our Connecticut townhouse, and he would really lie about the size of the fish all the time! Of course, he loved catching the fish, but you can bet my mother never liked to clean them! Boy, would she let him have it!" Mr. Cube and View host Rosie O'Donnell then judged a beauty show for middle aged women.

Ice Cube has in the past called for the death of Korean shop owners and police on his breakthrough LP Predator, despite pressure from the FCC and white status quot. He also led a family back to their mother as hapless bachelor Nick Persons in the smash hit Are We There Yet?, despite the comic hijinks of a pair of mischievous tykes and a deer.

"I just really think my movies are something that kids can relate to, and hopefully they can get a good message from it." Ice Cube said. "Unless, of course, they're female, white, Korean, or can read at anything past a fourth grade level."

"Smoke weed every day," he added, "and stay in school."